Monday, April 19, 2010

A Few Quotes To Enjoy

A friend sent me these quotes and I think they are worth sharing. They are all from the same person so see if you can guess who.

•Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

•Always drink upstream from the herd.

•There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

•Never miss a good chance to shut up.

•We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

•Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

•If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

•I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

•The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

•There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.

•What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

•Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

•An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

•If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

•Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
Take a guess and leave a comment.

Thanks for Reading!


Chris Stufflestreet said...

I would guess Will Rogers said those quotes. They sure seem to match his homespun brand of humor.

(...Joe) said...

I'm gonna guess Tommy Lasorda. It sounds about right, and baseball is about as Pop Culture as I get...


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